"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 06/04/2020 at 09:50 • Filed to: None

1

15

As the 4-series reaches adolescences, its body begins going through physical changes. As a result of the increase in testosterone, the 4 sprouts aerodynamic bits in order to appear stronger to fight of other potential suitors. Note how small the canards are on this 4, suggesting that it has yet to reach full maturity.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/04/2020 at 09:54

4

Lol the canards are awful. If you focus right, try to see the smiley-shaped intake under the nostrils as a mouth. It’s even worse then.

Azrek > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/04/2020 at 10:00

3

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/04/2020 at 10:01

0

ew

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 06/04/2020 at 10:02

1

Or is it a mustache?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/04/2020 at 10:08

0

I read that in David Attenborough’s voice  

Arrivederci > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/04/2020 at 11:06

0

Can someone ‘shop some normal kidneys on this so we can see what the inevitable quick facelift will look like?

Vicente Esteve > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 06/04/2020 at 11:31

1

Was about to comment the same things, those canards are a bad joke. 

Arrivederci > Arrivederci 06/04/2020 at 11:34

2

Arrivederci > Arrivederci 06/04/2020 at 11:34

0

https://www.autoblog.com/2020/06/03/bmw-4-series-different-grille/#slide-2238422

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/04/2020 at 11:53

1

Is this real or someone making a photoshop parody of how ugly BMW could get it they take it to extremes? I simply cannot believe this is an actual car. All of a sudden Bangle’s stuff doesn’t look all that bad (it doesn’t look good, either...)

It looks like someone hit a Mustang with an ugly stick, and then just kept beating on it. I never thought the day would come that I’d think that a Ford Mustang would be considered tasteful and sleek, whereas a similar BMW would be tacky and tasteless.

The last few years of BMW design has made me think that they are just trolling their customers, laughing at them to themselves  whilst simultaneously raking in the cash.

7:07 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 06/04/2020 at 12:32

0

fintail > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/04/2020 at 12:48

0

It’s actually real.  I had to do a GIS for the image, it’s out there.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/04/2020 at 13:30

0

It has Jared-Leto-fightclub-face

feather-throttle-not-hair > Arrivederci 06/04/2020 at 13:33

1

Oh hey, that looks great!

I still don’t understand how there isn’t a company who’s entire business plan is “we sell you OEM style  front bumpers with normal sized grilles.” I mean really, Lexus owners have the money for something like that.

Saracen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/05/2020 at 02:30

0

So, so gross.